so there I was, minding my own gay business, when suddenly a heterosexual looked at me! the nerve! how dare a mere mortal gaze upon my celestial being with their feeble eyes. how very distasteful
In which Jimmy Fallon nails it.
Yakimono - murder empathy sequence
Baby snake i caught!
do not fall in love with people like me.
i will take you to museums, and parks, and monuments, and kiss you in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like blood in your mouth. i will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible. and when i leave you will finally understand, why storms are named after people.
Calm down John Green
'do not fall in love with people like me'
don’t worry i won’t
-finally does laundry-
-never puts away laundry-
-takes clean clothes out from pile until pile is gone-